Reading Old Posts from This Blog
“My sister did have a chinchilla named Bubba!”
My name is Abbi, and my college roommate is quite the character.
“My sister did have a chinchilla named Bubba!”
“I think my boob just hit AOL Help.”
| Katie: | Hey, Allison. |
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| Allison: | I'm blind. |
Because I am the worst! I’ve been trying to get into better upkeep habits.
“Yeah, there’s a 0-12 Months category, and…ugh…you know how when a baby is first born it looks like it just came out of a vagina?”
“Oh my God. That’s an…intelligent look. He looks like he’s crying while trying to push a corn cob out of his butt or something!”
| Katie: | Somebody's tire shred on the road today. |
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| Allison: | What?! Asshole! |
| Katie: | ...That does not make them an asshole in any way. |
“If I died, I’d want it to be, like, right now.”
| Allison: | I'm going to conquer Rome. That's my goal in life. Just wait, you'll hear about it in a hundred years. |
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| Abbi: | You won't still be alive in a hundred years! |
| Allison: | They're keeping everyone alive now! |
“Today my mom was like, ‘Are we gonna put up the nativity this year?’ And I was like, ‘NO, JESUS IS DEAD!’”
